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My Bachelor Weight Loss Secrets: Stickin’ It To The Terrorists
TweetTweet by Jonathan Beanpole Perry I’m pleased to say that over the last 12 weeks or so I’ve lost 25 pounds! (I sort of had to starve myself the last few days to drop those last 2 pounds, despite …
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How Cooking Hijacked My Diet
TweetTweetSwedish Chef. Bork by Jonathan Bork Bork Perry So, I’ve put a moratorium on the baking and cooking. I was pleased with myself to finally be making non-sandwich food. I’d done it before,...
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Domesticated Bachelor RESOLUTIONS For 2010
TweetTweetHappy New Year and junk! 2008 and 2009 were great years for me. I made swell strides in personal improvement: bought a house, changed jobs for the first time in 9 years, lost almost 40...
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Hibernation Time: Breaking The 40 Pound Barrier
TweetTweetIt's hibernation time As you may or may not know, I’ve been shedding pounds like snake skin since last April. It had a little to do with improving self-confidence, especially around quiet...
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State of the Bachelor Address: July
TweetTweetby Sir Jonathan Boniface Perry My fellow blog readers, we do not harass Caesar with tickle fights to haze him, but to Epilady him because he’s Mediterranean and obviously pretty hairy...
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Berry Smoothie and the Magic Blender
TweetTweetby Jonathan Berry Perry Violet & the Oompa Loompas A few weeks back the stars aligned. First, mom gave me her old avocado-green blender, which is totally 1970s chic and probably older...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Goat Who Liked To Eat: A Cautionary Tale
(To be recited in an elegant English accent or Suessian manner near a big red barn, overlooking grazing goats, while standing on your head in the mud, until the farmer chases you off his property with...
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